– Just read that no respectable cannibal would ever let himself be caught eating a clown and I cannot figure out why!
– Maybe because most clowns taste funny?
I’ve recently spent a few days in the Danube Delta.
When traveling on water, I was issued a ‘life-jacket’ – no picture, you all know what one looks like.
At one point, I was joking with the guide.
‘Harnessed like this, no one can do anything but wait to be rescued. It’s impossible to swim wearing such a thing.’
‘Ha!.
You thought this was meant to save your life, didn’t you?
Well, in reality its role is to keep your corpse afloat so that those looking for you wouldn’t have to dredge the river.’
I remembered the joke while reading this article.
“Apple doesn’t purposely make its terms and conditions long and boring and difficult to read. In theory it could shorten them, or summarise them, or pull out a few bullet points at the beginning to let you know if something has changed since you were last confronted with them. But if it was to do so someone could argue in court that insufficient emphasis was placed on something buried further down in the document. And Apple doesn’t want that to happen.”
People tend to treat it as if it was a ‘point’.
A theoretical concept that has been put on a table, studied from all angles, found desirable/unacceptable and which is now aggressively marketed by fervent apostles/rejected by ‘die-heart fundamentalists’.
I’m afraid it should rather be treated as a continuum.
Individuals, usually unaware of what is going on, find ways of cooperating with members belonging to other cultures to impose/reject ‘cultural artifacts’ upon/coming from individuals belonging to other cultures.
We find it easier to cooperate with people belonging to cultures which we perceive as ‘friendly’ and to treat with disdain those belonging to cultures which are different enough to be perceived as inferior. Hence ‘unfriendly’.
I checked my FB wall before ‘reloading’ ‘on the thickness of things’.
‘Zuckerberg’ made me an offer I couldn’t refuse:
“Your Memories on Facebook
Sarchis, we care about you and the memories you share here. We thought you’d like to look back on this post from 4 years ago.”
Wow, a robot – you know that FB is involved way over its head in AI, don’t you? – which cares about it’s client…
Anyway…
Here’s what I posted then:
“A Dog’s Life
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home
and was well taken
care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He
then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in
the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and
resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: ‘I would like to find out who
the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that
almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.’
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to
his collar:
‘He lives in a home, with my non stop chatting and nagging wife,
he’s trying to catch up on his sleep ……
Can I come with him tomorrow ?
Thanks !”
Since I do not have any recollection about this I googled some of it in an attempt to find it’s origin.
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The same text has been published by tens and tens of sites.
Or maybe more? I just scrolled down on the search results page, didn’t count them…
It looks like things do have a certain thickness, don’t they?
Regardless of nobody being absolutely sure about who said this, there is a more or less shared consensus about history being written by the victors. After they had finished butchering the heros…

William Wallace
The problem being that most (written) history is a compelling proof that too often the ability to win doesn’t necessarily imply a real understanding of what had happened during the contest!



